Modern Love - Hindi Jokes 

Ek ladka blood bank mein: Sister mujhe ek botal khoon de do.
Sister: Blood group batao.
Ladka: Koi bhi chalega.
Sister: Kaise.
Ladka: Mujhe love letter likhna hai.

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Subah, Jacket pehno.
Dophar, Sun coat pehno.
Shyam, Rain coat pehno.
Raat me, Kambal odh lo.

Saala, Samajme nahi aata ki mousam hai ya Fashion Show!! 

Garmi bahut hai- 
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Fresh FROOTY ka dabba bheja hai..
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Just for u
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Khali hai..!
Phoonk maar kr "pataka" bja lena. Hawa ayegi.